My Name’s Elon Musk, and I’m Hosting SNL on Saturday. I Have a Couple of Sketch Ideas

Joel Chapman
1 min readMay 7, 2021
  • Irony Man — defeats villains using the power of irony.
  • The Loop — hilarious mogul goes apeshit on high speed transportation, debuts it with a slow car in a tunnel.
  • The Bus — bangup guy invents transit system that solves traffic flow, (and get this — you don’t even have to drive!) then realizes people could just take The Bus.
  • Twitter Man — defeats villains with 280 characters or less. Plummets his own stock by tweeting it’s “too high imo.”
  • Autopilot — brilliant self-starter pours money into self driving cars, mostly because he’s “too high imo” to drive.
  • Irony Man 2 — defeats villains using the power of irony.
  • Grammar Man — defeats villains by using the power of irony.
  • Irony Man 3 — defeats villains that are using the power of irony.
  • Nancy Reagan Man — defeats villains using drugs.
  • Joe Rogan Man — defeats villains by using drugs.
  • Bad Acronym Pairing Man — puts two acronyms together that don’t make sense, like CEO hosts SNL.

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Joel Chapman

🎼 NYC singer-songwriter (he/him) ♿️ Efficient pedestrian ✍️ Also writes jokes | joelchapmanmusic.com